These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service! This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday at 4 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. Will ladies giving milk, please come early. Wednesday the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johns will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor. Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers will please meet the Minister in his study. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jackson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the new carpeting. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward and get a piece of paper. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High." Hope you enjoyed you Sunday Smile. I will be on vacation between the next two Sundays so I thought I would let you know so you do not worry about me. I will just be in Texas having fun with my sister and our family. Have A Blessed Sunday! Marion :-)

Oh these were great, Marion! So funny, a slip of the lip, or the pen, eh? lol. Thank you for the Sunday smile! And we pray for traveling grace for you and your family, and ya'll just have fun down here in Texas, ya'll hear?! lol. Be safe and well, and have a blessed day...everyday! Marsha Mckinney, FGG Dream Team-Texas

Hi Marion! Looks like your church is going to have a blessed celebration and you a revitalised holiday. Hope you all will have a great time. Blessings to you. As Always, Sunny http://www.freewebs.com/sunnyxp

Hello Marion, thank you for the invite and for the Sunday Smiles. Hope you have a great vacation in Texas and a safe vacation. Have A Blessed Week or 2 Weeks. Bye-Sandi LaSandisShop will help with those Holiday gift ideas. http://www.LaSandisShop.com

Loved them :) You have a great time, best regards Paul