Hi everyone,
Back from my hols,have anew joke for you!
Enjoy!!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad
one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,
the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left,
this must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, Don't mess with them.
Leanne Busby
http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz
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