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Marion Tucker

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Your Sunday Smile :-) 9/18/2005
9/17/2005 11:06:12 PM
When in Need... An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!" Have A Blessed Sunday! Marion PS: Don't forget to visit my contest forum and enter to win a prize - http://community.adlandpro.com/forumShowPost.aspx?PostID=138169
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 9/18/2005
9/17/2005 11:22:57 PM
Marion, This is the best one yet!!! Kat
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 9/18/2005
9/17/2005 11:46:46 PM
Hi Marion, This is great! :-) The scriptures say that the Lord will even use even the rocks to cry out & praise Him if we don't. In the case of the atheist...isn't that just like the Lord! I loved this story, there is a definite ring of truth to it. Have a wonderful Sunday! Cheryl
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 9/18/2005
9/17/2005 11:50:17 PM
lol, that was sooo good Marion! Have to share that one with friends at church, ha ha. Got any more?!!! Blessings to you and yours! FGG Dream Team-Texas, Marsha Mckinney
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Re: Your Sunday Smile :-) 9/18/2005
9/18/2005 12:25:16 AM
Thanks Marion! Someone shared this joke at church on Wednesday. By the way, could you send that forum where you gave detailed information for your products? I have just been busy for the past couple of days, and could not find the time to look for it. Happy Sunday! God Bless Regina
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