John G. is 63 years old and owns a small business.
He's a life-long Republican and sees his dream of
retiring next year has all but evaporated. With the
stock market crashing and new taxes coming his
way, John assumes now that he will work to his
dying day.
John has a granddaughter. Ashley is a recent
college graduate. She drives a flashy hybrid car,
wears all the latest fashions, and loves to go out
to nightclubs and restaurants. Ashley campaigned
hard for Barak Obama.
After the election she made sure her grandfather
(and all other Republican family members) received
a big I told-you-so earful on how the world is going
to be a much better place now that her party is taking
over.
Having lost both roommates, Ashley recently ran
short of cash and cannot pay the rent (again) on
her 3 bedroom townhouse. Like she has done many
times in the past, she e-mailed her grandfather asking
for some financial help. Here is his reply:
July 11, 2009
Sweetheart,
I received your request for assistance.
Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I'm
sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately,
times have changed. With the election of President
Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set
forth a bold new economic plan of our own..."The
Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan." Let me
explain.
Your grandmother and I are life-long, wage-earning
tax payers. We have lived a comfortable life, as you
know, but we have never had the fancier things like
European vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have
worked hard and were looking forward to retiring
soon. But the plan has changed. Your president
is raising our personal and business taxes significantly.
He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to
other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley?
It means less for us, and we must cut back on many
business and personal expenses.
You know the wonderful receptionist who worked in
my office for more than 23 years? The one who always
gave you candy when you came over to visit? I had to
let her go last week. I can't afford to pay her salary and
all of the government mandated taxes that go with
having employees. Your grandmother will now work
4 days a week to answer phones, take orders and handle
the books. We will be closed on Fridays and will lose
even more income to Wal-Mart.
I'm also very sorry to report that your cousin Frank will
no longer be working summers in the warehouse. I called
him at school this morning. He already knows about it
and he's upset because he will have to give up skydiving
and his yearly trip to Greenland to survey the polar bears.
That's just the business side of things. Some personal
economic effects of Obama's new taxation policies include
none other than you. You know very well that over the
years your grandmother and I have given you thousands
of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food,
housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. But by your vote, you
have chosen to help others -- not at your expense -- but
at our expense.
If you need money now, sweetheart, I recommend you
call 202-456-1111. That is the direct phone number for
the White House. You yourself told me how foolish it is
to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be
the People's President, and is going to help every
American live a better life. Based on everything you've
told me, along with all the promises we heard during
the campaign, I'm sure Mr. Obama will be happy to
transfer some stimulus money into your bank account.
Perhaps you can now understand what I've been
saying all my life: those who vote for a president
should consider the impact on the nation as a whole,
and not be just concerned with what they can get for
themselves. What Obama supporters don't seem to
realize is all of the money he is redistributing to illegal
aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (the so-called
"less fortunate") comes from tax-paying families.
Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the
rich will be affected"? Well guess what, honey?
Because we own a business, your grandmother and
I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On
paper, it might look that way, but in the real world, we
are far from it.
As you said while campaigning for Obama, some people
will have to carry more of the burden so all of America
can prosper. You understand what that means, right?
It means that raising taxes on productive people results
in them having less money-- less money for everything--
including granddaughters.
I'm sorry, Ashley, but the well has run dry. The free
lunches are over. I have no money to give you now.
So, congratulations on your choice for "change." For
future reference, I encourage you to try and add up the
total value of the gifts and cash you have received from
us, just since you went off to college, and compare it to
what you expect to get from Mr. Obama over the next 4
(or 8) 8 years. I have not kept track of it, Ashley. It has
all truly been the gift of our hearts.
Remember, we love you dearly....but from now on you'll
need to call the number mentioned above. Your "Savior"
has the money we would have given to you. Just try and
get it from him.
Good luck, sweetheart.
Love,
Grandpa
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