Hi mom. Two boxes of popcicles AND ice cubes won't last long against brother Dennis. That kid sucks on ice cubes like they were Jolly Ranchers! They go in drinks, numbskull! And he goes through popcicles like a smoker goes through cigarette packs. He's an ice addict! lolololololololol

Hi Myrna. My grandparents live in PA, and they'll always remind me (when they call) how hot it is there. I remember spending two weeks there a few years ago. There was nothing to do but play frisby and watch my grandpa's arch enemy, the ground hog, terrorize his garden lol.

Hey Nick. That puppy looks a little too comfortable. A bet he's not even listening to music. Its instructions from M. He's a sleeper agent! Sorry, the heat has really broiled my brain.