Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad..' 

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope

with trembling hands and read the letter. 

Dear Dad: 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you... I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. 

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. 

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. 
Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. 

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. 
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. 

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so

Stacy can get better.. She deserves it. 

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. 

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can

get to know your grandchildren. 

Love, Your Son John 


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. 

I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer. 

I love you. 

Call me when it's safe to come home

Hi Nick, What a cookie for this Friday! Poor Dad ... In my case, this title should be WHY PARENTS MEDITATE ? Experts say that the meditants develop the same addiction as narcomans, and that drugs act similar as effects of meditation. ? TGIF and I laughed here again :) . Hugs, Branka

Hi Nick,

Hmmmm, really makes you think. Poor dad had to read all that then find out it was all a fib. His son sure knew how to tell a tale and he got Dad's attention about the report card. It must have been really bad for him to tell such a tale.

Thanks.

Terri  

Hi Nick,

I love your graphics for this story. This is one time when a hoax is good, huh!! I think it is a witty kid with a good future.



Hugs,
Myrna

Way too funny. Just what I needed this morning:) Thank you Nick for sharing - I loved it!


Lisa :)