Hi John,
Thanks for the education on the current sad state of Education. Unfortunately, this hits it on the head, at least over here in the States.
Since we're being "Politically Correct"and we can't really call these unfortunate Mental Midgets "Dumb", here are a few alternative ways to say what we mean without being arrested by the Thought Police...
- He's a few clowns short of a circus.
- She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- He's an experiment in artificial stupidity.
- She's dumber than a box of hair.
- He's a few peas short of a casserole.
- She doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
- The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead.
- He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
- She's one taco short of a combination plate.
- He's a few feathers short of a whole duck.
- He's all foam...no coke.
- The cheese slid off her cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
- She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.
- He's as smart as bait.
- Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- He forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- There's no grain in his silo.
- He's proof that evolution can go in reverse.
- His receiver is off the hook.
- Her skylight leaks a little.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Once again, Thanks for all the Great Threads!
Have A Terrific Week My Friend,
Phil
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