I just got this in an email from a good friend and thought it was hilarious. LOL!!! Romance A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, replied, "I am on the commode. Please advise."
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