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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/20/2012 3:44:18 AM

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/21/2012 9:57:49 AM
Hi Evelyn & Robert,

I see my "blunder" in the end became the saga of the cat. I do have a recommendation though. I suggest you dress him/her/it up in Christmas costumes and send it to another thread here in adland. I'm sure it'll have a good home there even though he/she/it might have its mouth washed out with soap cos of the use of profanities. What do ya think?

Merry Christmas to both of you and to all our Adland friends. Oooops, all the politically correct will have to forgive me for using the MC words but screw them.


Shalom,

Peter


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OK, problem sorted, don't ask me how. lol
I just doubt we'll see him/she/it again soon.




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Guess HE will, might be a SHE you know. :) By the way Robert, you're hilarious. LOL!!!

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Hmmm! well I recogn he'll just have to stay outside :-(

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Not my cat and not my graphic, Robert. :)

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It's not MY cat either Evelyn, I always thought it was yours. ;-)


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Sorry, but this one was not mine. :)

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Hey Evelyn,

I had to decide which of your graphics to quote (they're all great) and decided on the cat one for the simple reason that Robert started with his cat graphic and there is another common denominator to the 2 graphics. They both have a$$holes in them.


Shalom,

Peter

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/21/2012 10:09:38 AM
Hey Mark,

This one's a classic. An oldie but I get a good laugh out of it every time.

Shalom,

Peter

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Alaska Retirement

Jeff had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress,
he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and
gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks
on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

"Name's Stan, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having
a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at
about 5:00."

"Great", says Jeff, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet
some local folks. Thank you."

As Stan is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinkin!"

"Not a problem" says Jeff. "After 25 years in the business, I can
drink with the best of 'em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely
gonna be some fighting' too."

"Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right and, if not, I can
handle myself pretty well .....I'll be there. Thanks again."

"More'n likely be some wild sex, too,"

"Now that's really not a problem" says Jeff, warming to the idea.
"I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
way, what should I wear?"

"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/21/2012 10:14:08 AM
Hi All,

Many (moonbats) believe that today is the end of the world so I hope they enjoy this week's 2 NewsBusted's cos it "might" be the last ones they'll ever see. For the rest of us simply enjoy them cos Jody'll be back next week as usual with more news that you can't be without.
Shalom,

Peter


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/24/2012 12:22:17 PM

Hmmm.......I'm not so sure about some of these. :)

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