[Login / Register]

Menu

Forums

error

This forum is not active, and new posts may not be made in it.

Share on Google+

Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/29/2012 10:25:25 AM
	Hi All, I posted the below graphic in my Human Shields In Gaza thread but it does have a comical aspect to it even though it is more tragic comedy then all out laughs. Shalom, Peter
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
	+0

Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 9/29/2012 2:56:44 PM
	A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.' The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.' Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress. 'No, this is Friday so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man. 'Same,' says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.' Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time? 'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.' 'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!' 'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.. The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?' The man sighs... pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a chick with long legs and who agrees with everything I say.'
	Video Tips and Tricks. The Business Arrow. Skype: rob.dm
	+0

Robert 341 669 Brussels	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/1/2012 10:26:30 PM
	Had to bring this one over from Facebook, too funny. Don't know about you but I always bring other food into McDonald's...in my laptop case! I toasted some Eggo's waffles this morning and brought them with me...great to eat them dry like toast...but they went cold and I wanted a warm one! So I took one into the men's room and gave it a couple minutes under the hot air hand dryer, a little 'campaign message from Obama'...worked like a charm! ;)
	Video Tips and Tricks. The Business Arrow. Skype: rob.dm
	+0

Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/2/2012 10:40:40 AM
	Jehovah's Witness... There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked? "What do you want to talk about?" "Beats the **** out of me, nobody ever let me in before."

	+0

Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 10/2/2012 10:46:19 AM
	As I was going through some old school pictures I found my 2nd grade photo. It is funny how we dressed, and the cute little things we do. Can you guess what one is me? Hint: I was always the one that did not talk much but always seemed to get the point through. Was not in the mood for any pictures. The shy looking one. My sister knows me!

	+0

Like us on Facebook!