CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today,

I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt,

I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.

You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great.

I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to

make one of them stay with him the whole time,

so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Daryl snored so loudly,

I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, Same thing happens again, his hair is standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof.

I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy-tailed.

"Good morning," he said.

The other two couldn't believe it!

He looked rested and wide awake.

They asked, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed,

patted his butt and kissed him good night.

Daryl sat up and watched me all night."