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Mr. 2205 840 Kalamazoo	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 4/16/2012 10:12:35 AM
	*Who is Obama?* *His he an American?* Quote: Hi All, I found this one in my inbox and couldn't stop smiling. I'm sure most of you will enjoy it as much as I did. Shalom, Peter An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell. Obama who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She thanked him and he answered - "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election? " The elderly woman laughed and replied: ''You know ... I fell on my ass ... not on my head......

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 4/16/2012 1:05:59 PM
	Hi Mark, You're on a roll, great jokes. Good to see you're giving equal time to men and women. Only fair, you know. :) Shalom, Peter Quote: No One Knows Why Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." What is a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One- He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? So men can understand them. Why do little boys whine? Because they are practicing to be men. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 4/16/2012 1:20:20 PM
	A serious question in a joke thread Mark, deserves a serious answer. B Hussein's mother was an American. B Hussein Sr. was a Kenyan and as a Kenyan held both Kenyan and British passports. Soooo, that would make B Hussein Jr. a third American, A third Kenyan and a third Brit. It gets a bit more complicated since after divorcing B Hussein Sr. (if she ever did) she married an Indonesian named Soetero who adopted B Hussein Jr. who was then known as Barry Soetero (he went to Occidental College using that name). The happy couple lived in Indonesia and Barry went both to a muslim school and a Christian one. On the documents from the muslim school he's registered as an Indonesian citizen and a muslim. So now we can assume he's 25% American, 25% Kenyan, 25% British and 25% Indonesian. What this interesting story tells us is that he's not eligible to be president of the United States for the following reasons. 1. Dual citizenship is not allowed to hold the office of President. 2. B Hussein Sr. wasn't a US citizen at the time of his birth. Whether he was born in Hawaii or not is irrelevant for either of the above reasons in addition to the many other questions on this issue. I hope the above answers your question Mark. :) Shalom, Peter Quote: *Who is Obama?* *His he an American?* Quote: Hi All, I found this one in my inbox and couldn't stop smiling. I'm sure most of you will enjoy it as much as I did. Shalom, Peter An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's Vineyard. She slipped and fell. Obama who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly. She thanked him and he answered - "It was a pleasure to help you. Don't you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election? " The elderly woman laughed and replied: ''You know ... I fell on my ass ... not on my head......
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 4/16/2012 1:35:11 PM
	Hi All, For those needing a bit of drama in their lives they might find the below video interesting. Shalom, Peter http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw
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Jim 5807 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 4/16/2012 1:51:06 PM
	too cool, Peter, good answer to Mark too. We both have threads dedicated tn the subject for personal discernment Quote: Hi All, For those needing a bit of drama in their lives they might find the below video interesting. Shalom, Peter http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=316AzLYfAzw
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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