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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/15/2011 3:25:12 AM

Aaahh another big softy. :) Thanks, as I consider myself one of your friends. Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Hey Peter thanks for the dose of NewsBusted with Jodi Miller I really enjoy those spots every week. I found this in my inbox, I am sure it has been posted somewhere before but found it cute and after all it is the "Season of Christmas" and this is not a bad prayer.

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TO: God.Com

Dear Lord,
Every single evening
As I'm lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head:

God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm
And safe from harm
For they're so close to me.

And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.


Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord
.

You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.

I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.

By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.

Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.

Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.

When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD.Com

Amen
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No I haven't gone off the deep end but I ain't a grinch either. I'm Jim, and I hope all my online contacts are blessed friend or foe.

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/15/2011 3:27:17 AM
A 21st Century Marriage
I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
"I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?"
"What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?"
"It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!"
:)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/15/2011 4:10:00 PM

Hi friends, here's one for all you handymen and the not so handy too. :)

The Modern Toolbox

Hammer - In ancient times a hammer was used to inflict pain on ones enemies. Modern hammers are used to inflict pain on oneself.

Screwdriver - The drink ordered at the local bar after you call in a professional repairman to undo the $500 in damage you did while trying to change out a light socket with your handy screwdriver.

Phillips Screwdriver - The bar drink that you order when the damage estimate is over $1,000. Contains twice the vodka.

Pliers - A device used to extend your reach the necessary few inches when you drop a one-of-a-kind screw down behind the new wall it took you two weeks to install.

Multi-Pliers - Contain a handy assortment of sharp and dangerous tools. Best left in its leather sheath and worn on a homeowners belt to increase testosterone levels.

Electronic Stud Finder - An annoying device that never goes off when you point it at yourself.

Halogen Light - A worklight that lights up your backyard with the incandescence of a football stadium, causing you to cast a heavy shadow over the area you're working on so that you need to use a flashlight anyway.

Cordless Drill - A device that lessens your chance of electrocution 90% over a standard plug-in tool.

Cordless Telephone - The handyman's 911.

Air Compressor - A mechanical device similar in principal to harnessing the power of your mother-in-laws nagging complaints and using the resulting airflow to blast old paint off the side of the house.

Chainsaw - Allows you to cut your way out of the shed that you accidentally built completely around yourself.

Vise Grips - A pair of helping hands that doesn't critique the job you're doing or offer advice.
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/15/2011 4:13:43 PM
More to Christmas
There's more, much more to Christmas
Than candle-light and cheer;
It's the spirit of sweet friendship
That brightens all the year;
It's thoughtfulness and kindness,
It's hope reborn again,
For peace, for understanding
And for goodwill to men!
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
12/15/2011 6:21:23 PM
Hi All,

I just got this video from my brother-in-law. It's amazing and had to share it with you all.

Shalom,

Peter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5WGGddv3uY&feature=player_embedded


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