You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may go up to the next floor: but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

FLOOR 1: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

FLOOR 2: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues to the third floor where the door sign reads:

FLOOR 3: THEE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor the door sign reads:

FLOOR 4: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GOOD LOOKING AND HELP WITH HOUSEWORK.

"Oh Mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" She is so inspired by these descriptive values that she goes on up to the fifth floor, where the sign reads:

FIFTH FLOOR: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE KIDS, ARE DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH HOUSEWORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.

She is elated and very tempted to stay at this level, but curiosity won out as she heads up to the sixth floor, here the sign reads:

FLOOR SIX: YOU ARE VISITOR 31,456,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE......

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PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store owner opened a New Wives Store just across the street.

The FIRST FLOOR had wives that love sex.

The SECOND FLOOR had wives that love sex, have money, and like beer.

The THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH, AND SIXTH FLOORS have never been visited.