Hi All,

News Busters was on leave for a week and Jodi's back better then ever.

Shalom,

Peter

Topics in today's show:

-- Unemployment rate up to 9.2% in June

-- Obama administration failed to stop Texas execution of Mexican illegal alien who murdered a 16-year-old girl

-- Casey Anthony found not guilty of murder

-- Defense attorney of Casey Anthony called news coverage a media assassination

-- Tracy Morgan in hot water for making jokes about retarded people

-- Hugo Chavez returned to Venezuela last week

-- Tom Petty told Michele Bachmann to stop playing his songs at campaign rallies

-- TNT will produce remake of 'Dallas'

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cCWaoXAkNA

Hi All,

A friend gave me the link to the below video. It's hilarious and I can think of a few who fit the bill completely.

Shalom,

Peter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQv7Tr8HbGE

Hilarious!!!!

The American navy arguing with the Spanish navy, close to Galicia (North West Spain) whilst on collision course!

(My quick translation below!)



Spanish navy: Here A-853 Please change heading15° to the south. You are on collision course 15 miles!

American Navy: We suggest you change 15° to the North!

Spanish Navy: Negative, You will need to change 15° to South.

American Navy: This is the captain of the American navy ship speaking! I say again; You change heading to the north.

Spanish Navy: We estimate that to be neither possible nor advisable, and reiterate that you change heading south NOW.

American Navy: I say again, I am the Captain of the second largest aircraft carrier of the world, We are escorted by two battle ships, 4 submarines, and other freighters. We are on our way to the Persian golf in view of a reinforcement offensive against Iraq. I do not advise you, I ORDER you to change YOUR course by 15° North. I will act accordingly to guarantee the safety of our ships and the coalition forces. Even though you are part of the coalition, get out of our path.

Spanish Navy: I am Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara. We are two, escorted by our dog, some sandwiches, two beers and a budgery bird who’s half asleep. Even though we are supported by Emergency hospitals and tied up to and by a continent. We are going nowhere. As I said we are A-853, the light-house on the tip of The Spanish coast of Galicia. You are free to maintain your heading as you wish but I believe the rocks dead ahead of your course have little respect for your outcome. Just advise about your casualties in due time, unless you obeyed to our recommendation of heading 15° to the south.

American Navy: ! ! ! ? ? ! Silence ever after......

The Wackiest Ship In The Army

Quote:
Hilarious!!!!

The American navy arguing with the Spanish navy, close to Galicia (North West Spain) whilst on collision course!

(My quick translation below!)



Spanish navy: Here A-853 Please change heading15° to the south. You are on collision course 15 miles!

American Navy: We suggest you change 15° to the North!

Spanish Navy: Negative, You will need to change 15° to South.

American Navy: This is the captain of the American navy ship speaking! I say again; You change heading to the north.

Spanish Navy: We estimate that to be neither possible nor advisable, and reiterate that you change heading south NOW.

American Navy: I say again, I am the Captain of the second largest aircraft carrier of the world, We are escorted by two battle ships, 4 submarines, and other freighters. We are on our way to the Persian golf in view of a reinforcement offensive against Iraq. I do not advise you, I ORDER you to change YOUR course by 15° North. I will act accordingly to guarantee the safety of our ships and the coalition forces. Even though you are part of the coalition, get out of our path.

Spanish Navy: I am Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara. We are two, escorted by our dog, some sandwiches, two beers and a budgery bird who’s half asleep. Even though we are supported by Emergency hospitals and tied up to and by a continent. We are going nowhere. As I said we are A-853, the light-house on the tip of The Spanish coast of Galicia. You are free to maintain your heading as you wish but I believe the rocks dead ahead of your course have little respect for your outcome. Just advise about your casualties in due time, unless you obeyed to our recommendation of heading 15° to the south.

American Navy: ! ! ! ? ? ! Silence ever after......

Hey Robert, that is hilarious. Arrogance is a disease and some people just never learn do they?

Thanks for the movie Jim, when I have a chance I'll watch it.

Shalom,

Peter

Quote:
Hilarious!!!!

The American navy arguing with the Spanish navy, close to Galicia (North West Spain) whilst on collision course!

(My quick translation below!)



Spanish navy: Here A-853 Please change heading15° to the south. You are on collision course 15 miles!

American Navy: We suggest you change 15° to the North!

Spanish Navy: Negative, You will need to change 15° to South.

American Navy: This is the captain of the American navy ship speaking! I say again; You change heading to the north.

Spanish Navy: We estimate that to be neither possible nor advisable, and reiterate that you change heading south NOW.

American Navy: I say again, I am the Captain of the second largest aircraft carrier of the world, We are escorted by two battle ships, 4 submarines, and other freighters. We are on our way to the Persian golf in view of a reinforcement offensive against Iraq. I do not advise you, I ORDER you to change YOUR course by 15° North. I will act accordingly to guarantee the safety of our ships and the coalition forces. Even though you are part of the coalition, get out of our path.

Spanish Navy: I am Juan Manuel Salas Alcantara. We are two, escorted by our dog, some sandwiches, two beers and a budgery bird who’s half asleep. Even though we are supported by Emergency hospitals and tied up to and by a continent. We are going nowhere. As I said we are A-853, the light-house on the tip of The Spanish coast of Galicia. You are free to maintain your heading as you wish but I believe the rocks dead ahead of your course have little respect for your outcome. Just advise about your casualties in due time, unless you obeyed to our recommendation of heading 15° to the south.

American Navy: ! ! ! ? ? ! Silence ever after......