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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/22/2011 5:07:54 PM
	Hello everyone! Peter, Evelyn and Robert you are sure coming up with some good ones, keep them coming. I just love this forum..... Here is one I found that doesn't need any other comment...
	God Bless Everyone
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/22/2011 5:19:55 PM
	OMG! I Love It! Quote: Hello everyone! Peter, Evelyn and Robert you are sure coming up with some good ones, keep them coming. I just love this forum..... Here is one I found that doesn't need any other comment...
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Jim 5805 11253 Holiday	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/24/2011 9:00:46 PM
	Top Ten Country & Western Songs. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long
	May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you, Jim Allen III Skype: JAllen3D Everything You Need For Online Success
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Len 26 60 Dayton...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/25/2011 11:07:29 PM
	Here's my Friday chuckle: MY 1 DAY OF EMPLOYMENT So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, ' Good morning and welcome to Wal Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart..' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
	Len LaChapelle The Perfect Business. Free to join and no monthly fees. Earn a 5 figure income. http://bit.ly/x8vuim
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 3/26/2011 7:28:53 PM
	Hi Jim, Len & All, It seems that I've been remiss and neglected this thread for a few days. No logical excuse aside from wasting my time elsewhere ........ I'll try not to do that again. Thanks for your great contributions during my absence. Here's one I think you'll enjoy. Shalom, Peter I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I've seen a psychologist once, and she thought I was A-OK. I have a dog and a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink and drive. I quit smoking. I don't do drugs. I try not to disparage others. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. * * * * * If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pi$$ed.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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