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Mary Evelyn 23244 5352 Strawb...	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 12/29/2010 3:14:30 PM
	Hello Peter and friends. When I read this one it reminded me of the time my step son said riding with me was an adventure.:) I am not this bad though. :) WHAT SMELLS? Maxine took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while there is this terrible smell!!. It never happens when I am driving alone"?? This intrigued the mechanic, so he said, "OK, lets go for a spin And see what the problem is." Off they went. she drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction At 70 MPH, swerving, hitting the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly missed three pedestrians in pedestrian crossings, ran several red lights, and just missed a policeman on street traffic duty. Then, they returned to the shop, and she said, "There it is now. there's that terrible smell! Can you smell it?" "Smell it? Lady, I'm sittin' in it!! .

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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 12/29/2010 4:41:10 PM
	Hi All, It's finally here Herbal Essence Shampoo For Men. :) Shalom, Peter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzyHrMBlTqg
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 12/29/2010 5:04:38 PM
	Hi All, Age doesn't change us all that much as you'll see from the below joke. Shalom, Peter Dating after sixty Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 PM, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur, and all. Then he takes me out for dinner. A marvelous dinner--lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we come back to my apartment, I invited him in for a night cap, and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 12/29/2010 5:09:08 PM
	Hi All, The retirees trailor park is a world unto itself. Shalom, Peter What's happening in the Retiree Trailer Park? .... A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sat on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?" "In prison," he says. Why did they put you in prison?" He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife." "Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're doing great, aren't you?" "Just doing what you said: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,'" Morris said. To which the doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful!'" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor in Trailer Estates, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up on a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis!"
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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Peter 1470 7259 Lod	RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week 12/29/2010 5:12:48 PM
	Hi All, I guess women have to stay in control even after their demise. Never underestimate a women's ingenuity. Shalom, Peter A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mama, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS." The woman said, "I don' t want any of them sleeping with your father after I'm gone." That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order.
	Peter Fogel Babylon 7
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