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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/11/2010 7:31:09 PM
Hi All,
This one is very cute even if a bit racy. I had a good laugh reading it.
Shalom,
Peter


Since this is a pic I couldn't edit the ****ing word my apologies if anyone's offended by it. PF
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Peter Fogel

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2010 3:01:26 AM
Hi All,
This one's way to funny not to share.
Shalom,
Peter


"Survivor" - - Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor"
shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas,
then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there, they will go on to
Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012,"
and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas
alive, wins!!!!!

GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!!!!
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Jim Allen

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2010 1:29:00 PM
Yep those Ice Cream trucks do provide a particular amount of annoyance, for sure.

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...



#10. A below par performance is considered damn good.



#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.


#8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.


#7. Foursomes are encouraged.


#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.


#5. Three times a day IS possible.


#4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.


#3. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.


#2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.


And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex....

#1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!



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Hi All,
This one is very cute even if a bit racy. I had a good laugh reading it.
Shalom,
Peter


Since this is a pic I couldn't edit the ****ing word my apologies if anyone's offended by it. PF

May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



Jim Allen III
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Robert De Merode

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2010 2:23:43 PM
Great News!!!
B.O. is joining FarmVille!


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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
8/12/2010 6:38:31 PM
Oh this is too funny but the fence around the Wild Pig is missing! The gate is being installed, we best get off the free food before it is too late!

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Great News!!!
B.O. is joining FarmVille!


May Wisdom and the knowledge you gained go with you,



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Skype: JAllen3D
Everything You Need For Online Success


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