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Re: I See You Smiling
3/31/2009 3:43:09 PM
Just For You Brother Sam


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Re: I See You Smiling
4/3/2009 12:55:18 PM
Nick I thought you might like this.

Subject: NEIL ARMSTRONG HAD A SECRET




 


GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Neil Armstrong
ON JULY 20, 1969
, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,    'THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,' WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.'

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995,  IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA
, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.  HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

'SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!  YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!'


TRUE STORY!
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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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Re: I See You Smiling
4/3/2009 1:46:58 PM

WOW,  Nick!

Thanks for mentioning ssshhh!!! (business) in a non-business forum!

Funny or not funny:  Administrators of business have to put up with a LOT of folks demanding MORE!  When's THIS gonna be updated and when's THAT gonna be updated?  You said by March 31st, now it's April 3rd...blah blah!!  I'm glad I'm on the peon side and not on the admin side of anything!!

MY BIGGEST DISTRESS of this week...finding out that Guiding Light is going off the air in September...PHILLIP!  Please don't leave me!!

Grant Aleksander (Phillip Spaulding) 1980's age 20-something?

This year...PHIL!  How OLD are you, MAN??  50?  Say it ain't so!

                        

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Re: I See You Smiling
4/3/2009 8:28:42 PM
Kathleen,

I love guiding light.  When did you here it was going  off the air.  Oh, this is awful news.  I love that soap.  Kathy what else do you know about the shows happenings?  Guilding Light is the longest soap on the air. I guess with all the new things coming to our plaet we will not need soap operas anymore, we will have better things to do.

Myrna
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Re: I See You Smiling
4/3/2009 8:53:33 PM

GREAT jokes Nick....Funny pictures and and jokes!!!

Luv ya!

Pat

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