Signs
Gynecologist Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's
office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank
Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your
husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's
truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..!!"
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On a Church's
Billboard:
"7 days without God
makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop
in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next
blowout."
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At a Towing
company:
"We don't charge an arm
and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's
truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!!"
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we
will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room
door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come
to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's
window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get
back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting
room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric
Company
:
"We would be
delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't,
you will be."
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In a Restaurant window
:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on
in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral
Home
:
"Drive carefully. We'll
wait."
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