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Becoming
Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident
and sent to his
senator)
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart
Senate Office Build ing
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington
DC, 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a
native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal
Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance.
I have contacted the Department of Homeland
Security
in an effort to determine the process for becoming an
illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My
primary reason for wishing to change my status from
U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was
recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted.
If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate,
as an illegal alien who has been in the United States
for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to
pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last
five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am
anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who
have been here legally have
had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the
prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for
paying
a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be
illegal
retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me
and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and
2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I
could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once
I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my
accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a
year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be
that my
daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to
her
law school=20 applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition
rates
for many colleges throughout the United States
for my son..
Lastly, I understand that illegal status
would relieve me of
the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those
burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important
to me given that I still have college age children driving
my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the
process to
become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of
the
necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you
for your assistance.
You're Loyal Constituent,
(hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status
rather than just a bonafide citizen of the
USA)
Donald Ruppert
Burlington ,
IA
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Call
your Internal Revenue Service at
1-800-289-1040.
(Please pass this on to your friends so
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