Hello Friends :-)
HUH! Finally, I'm here!
Thank you all for the great smile you've made me go through :-D
Here are two which I did my best to translate into English keeping their fun and humor!
JOKE #1
They say,
when making THE WORLD, GOD, set peoples in 6 groups, and than he said to his
helping Angel:
- Please note:
1.
the
first group are going to be TIDY and RESPECTFULL to the law;
2.
the
second one are going to be UNREMITTING and STUDIOUS;
3.
the
third are going to be HARDWORKERS and MEEK;
4.
the
fourth are going to be CULTURED and ASTUTE;
5.
the
fifth are going to be JOLLY and HOSPITABLE;
and when he
got to the last – the sixth – group HE said to his Angel:
-
These
people are going to be SMART, HONEST and COMMUNISTS!
When GOD
was done with making THE WORLD, His Angel, came to HIM and said:
-
Excuse
me GOD, but you gave only 2 virtues to each group; why did you give 3 to the
last one?
-
Oh!!!
You are right! Now, I cannot take back anything, as its once made, but:
NO ONE WILL HAVE MORE THAN TWO! So, in the last group the ones who are:
1. COMMUNIST and HONEST, cannot be
SMART;
2. COMMUNIST and SMART, cannot be
HONEST;
3. SMART and HONEST, cannot be
COMMUNIST!
JOKE #2
One
question for all continents:
WHAT IS
YOUR OPINION REGARDING THE LACK OF FOODS ON OTHER CONTINENTS?
Answers:
- America : What? Are there any other CONTINENTS?
- Africa : What are those: FOODS?
- Western Europe : What is that LACK?
- Ester Europe
: What is that OPINION?
Well, I very much hope you will like them as I did, even if funny, the TRUTH is very much hidden there! I can tell you, living days like those! With respect of the second joke, it was a very dangerous thing to have an opinion which wasn't written into the Party's Documents!
Sorry for keeping this so black and white but this fits the best!
Wishing you a nice WEEKEND!
With friendship,
Anamaria :-)