Hey Gaby,
Thought of you too while reading them. here's another one for you.
Shalom,
Peter
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,
they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's
office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce.
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half, a nice little home
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It is made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a grudge?
No, we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She is going to poison me.
She bought a bottle at a drugstore and
put it on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it says
'Polish Remover'