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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Old Is Beautiful 2/27/2009 9:58:24 PM
	Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. *Maude: What in the hell is that?* *Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.* *Maude: Where did you get it?* *Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.* *The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.* *The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.* *'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'* *The pharmacist fainted.*
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Myrna 6311 16559 Waynes...	Re: Old Is Beautiful 2/27/2009 10:15:13 PM
	Hye Nick , Good stuff
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Qaim 3597 805 Teh-Ka...	Re: Old Is Beautiful 2/28/2009 12:33:19 AM
	Hi Nick, The mind of man is capable of anything because anything is in it, all the past as well as the future. Qaim
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	Re: Old Is Beautiful 2/28/2009 1:54:16 AM
	Hello Nick, OMG! you did it this time ROFLMBO....thank you Nick. God Bless, Gaby
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Jill 2146 8860 Chico	Re: Old Is Beautiful 2/28/2009 4:52:10 AM
	Hi Nick, Oh, darn.............. You found my picture and now I can hide no longer! Whatever, I LOVE IT! You are too much, and thanks for sharing. :-) Hugs, Jill
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