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Hi
Things that only happen in the movies!
1. If being chased through town you can always hide in a St Patricks Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
3. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
4. Anyone can land a plane if there's someone to talk you down.
5. You are a certainty to be killed in battle if you show someone a picture of your sweetheart.
6. Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night you must open the fridge door and use that light.
7. It's not necessary to say hello or goodbye when talking on the phone.
8. When driving down a perfectly straight road you must turn the wheel vigorously from left to right.
9. It doesn't matter if you're heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight because they will take turns in attacking you.
10. In New York, loft-style appartments are within the price range of most people, employed or not.
11. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut as you'll always choose the right one.
12. Most laptop computers can override the communication system of any invading alien society.
13. During all police investigations it's necessary to visit at least one strip club.
14. All beds have L-shaped sheets that cover a woman up to her armpits but only reach up to a man's waist lying beside her.
15. The ventilation system of any building is always a good hiding place and you can travel to any part of the building you want to.
16. A man will show no pain during a ferocious beating but wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
17. If a large pane of glass is visible someone will be thrown through it before long.
18. If someone says, "I'll be right back" you know they won't.
19. A detective can only solve a case once he's been suspended.
20. Superman just stands there as bullets bounce of him, but when someone throws a revolver at him he ducks.
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