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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	No Speak English 2/9/2009 6:26:57 PM
	A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The only problem was that the poor lady was not very proficient in English. Although she did manage to communicate with her husband, she had a real problem whenever she had to shop for groceries One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs. Next day she needed to get chicken breasts; again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts. On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... (Please scroll down.) What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails! I just don't know about you sometimes!
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Alain 3866 8052 Labelle	Re: No Speak English 2/9/2009 7:25:05 PM
	Dear Nick, Very funny My Friend... Thank you! Still some trouble with English, better get that one... With Friendship, Alain
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: No Speak English 2/9/2009 10:11:21 PM
	Dear Brother Nick, Greetings! Hahahahahah, this is a good good one.... I enjoyed this laughing my head off..... Our brain transmit it to something else.... Hahahahahah Have a blessed day! Love, Rinna
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Gabrielle 833 4356 Sacram...	Re: No Speak English 2/9/2009 10:13:58 PM
	Hello Nick, I just love the way you can make a joke come alive...lol... Thanks for sharing. God Bless, Gaby
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Ana Maria 1010 4280 Oradea	Re: No Speak English 2/11/2009 6:41:04 AM
	Hello Nick :-) This was very funny and as I wanted to post in reply another cute joke once I've seen I went on looking for it this is what I found first and thought this is its proper place to be :-) ... The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation, It ends. Hope you like it too :-) With friendship, Anamaria
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