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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	The Queen and Dolly 2/6/2009 10:31:31 PM
	Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair - No matter how big they are.
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Beryl 689 2592 Horse ...	Re: The Queen and Dolly 2/6/2009 10:42:11 PM
	Hi Nick, Thanks for the laughter. This was fantastic and hilarious. Everytime I sit down to a game of Poker and I happen to come up with a Royal Flush, I will remember this. Blessings, Beryl
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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: The Queen and Dolly 2/7/2009 1:17:28 AM
	Hello Dearest Beryl I really missed you posting but I do realize that in these times most people have more important things on their mind so I hope that this forum will at least bring a smile to my dear friends, even if it only lasts a moment - God Bless !
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Jean 339 199 Palm Bay	Re: The Queen and Dolly 2/7/2009 6:57:24 AM
	I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Queen Elizabeth again without supressing a chuckle... LOL... Thanks, Nick... for the smile!
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Amanda 2190 2587 Lexington	Re: The Queen and Dolly 2/7/2009 3:30:30 PM
	Hi Nick, Thanks for the share. My our Queen is looking rather dower these days particularly in that photo you used. I kinda miss seeing her on a regular occasions like I did back in NZ on the TV and of course who could forget her Christmas message! Amanda

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