Hi Mary!

good one!

*Big Smiles*
Beth

Hi Beth,
Greetings!
I am glad you liked it.  Here is one more to make you laugh:


Love, Rinna

Hi Beth

Here's an aussie joke for ya!

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent so the boy asked his manager.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some dickhead wants to buy a half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Queensland, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Queensland," the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there’s nothing but harlots and rugby league players up there."

"Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Queensland!"

The boy replied, "No bull??? Who did she play for?"

Hi Beth

Great joke about the Scotsman, here's another.

A Scotsman's wife passed away so he rang the local newspaper to insert a Death Notice. The young lady on the other end asked him how he wanted it worded. He said, "Wife died". The young lady said, "It must be at least 5 words". The Scotsman said, "Wife died, Toyota for sale".

Hi John!

the scotsman wife died joke is a chuckler!

and the half a head a lettuce joke is something else again!

thanks for sharing
Beth