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Hello Jack,
Good statistics...lol....but now I'm going to find myself checking out thumbs and thinking about this.
Thanks for sharing.
God Bless
Gaby
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the h*ll is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...
'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow.''
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