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John Leal

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Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?
11/16/2008 6:13:29 PM

Body Statistics:

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.

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Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?
11/16/2008 6:18:04 PM

Hello John,

Pretty interesting and thought provoking to say the least.  One question though, at what state is that thumb measurement correct?

  Either way my wife is happy as our three boys is proof enough that all tools work well.

Thanks for the laugh and your unique humor, you have made my Sunday better.

Thanks,

Jim

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Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?
11/16/2008 6:46:21 PM
Trust you John,
I was about to turn off my computer and head off cos duty calls....and up pops John.

I can't resist before I go...this is for all you blokes busy checking your thumbs.

http://www.freewebs.com/ausvitality/Clipart/Best%20chicken%20joke.jpg

Av a good one mate, Gerri
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Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?
11/16/2008 8:00:20 PM

Hey John,

I think our meshugeneh Gerri gets the "thumbs up" onya this time. :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Re: Do Your Body Statistics Shape Up?
11/16/2008 9:42:27 PM
Hi John,
Sharing one with you..

9  Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob .
So they loaded up Jack 's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in
a terrible blizzard.  So they pulled into a nearby
farm and asked the attractive lady who answered
the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep
in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone
at first light.'  The lady agreed, and the two men
found their way to the barn and settled in for the
night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend
of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes
to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was
from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met
on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob ,
'Do you remember that good-looking widow from the
farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about
9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Bob

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of
the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes,' Bob said, a little embarrassed
about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead
of telling her your name?'

Bob 's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah,
look, I'm sorry, buddy.  I'm afraid I did. Why do
you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'


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