Samples culled from some Year 10 English essays:

'Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had it's two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master'

'She grew on him like a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef'

'She had a deep, throaty laugh, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up'

'Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever'

'McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup'

'Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze'

'The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan might work'

'Oh, Jason, take me!' she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni student on a $1-a-beer night'

'The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant'

'She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword'

Looks like the Annenburg Project is paying off, John.

Thanks for the laugh.

Jim

Hey John,

Now I'm trying to picture Hussein at the fire hydrant. :) ;)

Shalom,

Peter

Hi Jim

Don't know a lot about that, but it involves an admitted terrorist. Gets back to the "middle name" situation.

Glad you got a laugh.

Hi Peter

Or a dog cocking his leg, lol.