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Future Leaders Of The World...
11/7/2008 11:13:53 PM

Samples culled from some Year 10 English essays:

'Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had it's two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master'

'She grew on him like a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef'

'She had a deep, throaty laugh, like the sound a dog makes just before it throws up'

'Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever'

'McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup'

'Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze'

'The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan might work'

'Oh, Jason, take me!' she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni student on a $1-a-beer night'

'The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant'

'She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword'

 

 

 

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Re: Future Leaders Of The World...
11/8/2008 12:23:04 AM

Looks like the Annenburg Project is paying off, John.

 

Thanks for the laugh.

 

Jim

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Re: Future Leaders Of The World...
11/8/2008 1:52:25 AM

Hey John,

Now I'm trying to picture Hussein at the fire hydrant. :) ;)

Shalom,

Peter

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Re: Future Leaders Of The World...
11/9/2008 12:17:44 AM

Hi Jim

Don't know a lot about that, but it involves an admitted terrorist. Gets back to the "middle name" situation.

Glad you got a laugh.

 

 

 

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Re: Future Leaders Of The World...
11/9/2008 12:21:52 AM

Hi Peter

Or a dog cocking his leg, lol.

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