Experience, References, Resume of Obama

My Qualifications For President by Barack Hussein Obama

Background:
I was born either in Kenya, Indonesia, or Hawaii.
I hung out with “Uncle Frank” who was a communist.

I went to grade school, high school, college, and law school.

I was a community organizer who organized tenants and black voters. (See ACORN voter registration list).

I taught law for awhile.

I got married.

I attended a black liberation church where my minister cussed America
and said the “G” word a lot.

I hung out with some friends who were 1960s terrorists. 

I was elected to the Illinois Senate and voted “present” much of the time.

I spent six of the past nine years running for political office.

I was elected to the United States Senate and worked there 4-5 months then,

I ran for President.

Foreign Policy Experience:

I took some trips overseas.

I gave a speech in Berlin after a rock concert.

I once told Putin that “he needs to get his troops out of Georgia” and he did, after I told him.

Military Experience:

None.

Business Experience:

None.

Fiscal Policy:

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”

Views on Women’s Rights:

White male with 75,000 votes in primaries beats woman with 18,000,000 votes any day.

Publishing Experience:

Wrote two books on my favorite subject: Me

Favorite Quote:

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins—or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom—Lucifer.” [sic]--Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals, 1971 (Father of community organizing)

Most Admired Person:

Me.

References:

Billy Ayers, 1960s radical

Bernardine Dohrn, 1960s radical

Reverend Jeremiah “G****** AmeriKKKa” Wright

Louis Farrakahn

Hugo Chavez, Venezuelan Dictator

Raila Odinga, Socialist Prime Minister of Kenya

Ali Larijani, Speaker of Iranian Parliament

Religion:

Pro Abortion Gramsci Socialist and Secular Humanist.

1. Arab Paper: ‘Obama’s Historic Intifada’ Allows Islam to ‘Impose its Point of
2. Voting for Obama Not an Option for Informed Americans!
3. Geeze, I Miss Hillary
4. 2008 Election Tests American People more than Candidates
5. Canada’s CBC Accused of Kowtowing to Chinese Regime—Again
6. My Qualifications For President by Barack Hussein Obama
7. Character, Knowledge & Independent Thought Denounced As Bourgeoisie
8. Obama Plan Would Hurt Seniors First and Foremost
9. America at the Tipping Point
10. Obama’s Connection to Sirhan Sirhan
11. Mexican Man Pleads Guilty to Sex Trafficking of Minors
12. More Than 145 Suspects Charged in US Export Enforcement Initiative
13. Obama Says will Bankrupt Companies that Disagree With Him
14. Obama: I’ll make energy prices “skyrocket”
15. I disagree with Licia Corbella
16. Corrupt Main Stream Media Must Pay
17. My View on Global Warming
18. Obama channeling Chairman Mao - Righteous wind
19. Last Buddhist family in Narathiwat village attacked
20. Illegal Voter Registration=Illegal Votes
21. IgNobels for Obama
22. FBI Informant Implicates Obama Associate in Murder
23. The Democrats will cut the military
24. Obama’s School of Thought Dismisses Middle Class
25. Trashing Camelot:  Obama’s pal Bill Ayers Violated JFK’s Cuba Embargos
26. Is it too dangerous to go to a bar?
27. A Salute to Integrity
28. China Sends Global Warming Ransom Note
29. Telling the truth about climate change has become a revolutionary act
30. The Conservatives: Canada’s next natural governing party?
31. Free speech won, but what about ethics?
32. Former Ron Paul Senior Aide & Bob Barr backer, makes plea to Libertarians to back McCain/Palin
33. The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit
34. I Am My Brother’s Keeper
35. Just Too Much Obama Didn’t Know
36. America Is Worth Fighting For But Are You?
37. Obama Bankrupting Coal Industry
38. Obama Says Not Being a Communist is Selfish
39. The Unimpeachable, Irrevocable Realities
40. There will be no one left to protect you

Hey Jim,

All I can say is WOW!!!!!

With that "powerful" resume he should be running for the president of the world. Shame he left out some of his qualifications and references the herd would be even more "impressed" if the list was complete.

Shalom,

Peter