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Marion Tucker

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Now That I Am Retired (11/1/2008)
11/1/2008 10:14:00 PM
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
> > local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
> > and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
> >
> > I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
> > break'?
> >
> > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
> > annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
> > He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn
> > tires. So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo. '
> >
> > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
> > first.
> >
> > Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
> >
> > This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
> > more tickets he wrote.
> >
> > Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
> > car that he was putting the tickets on, had one of those bumper
> > stickers that said, 'Obama in '
> > 08.'
> >
> > I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor
> > tells me that it's important to my health.

Have a great weekend!!

God Bless!
Marion :-)
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Beverly Kersey

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Re: Now That I Am Retired (11/1/2008)
11/1/2008 10:35:56 PM

Marion I just love you to bits. I sure wish we lived close. You and I could have so much fun! Oh wait maybe it's a good thing we don't. The gestapo would surely get us if we did. LOL!!

Here's a one that will crack you up!

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'
 
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'
 
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

 The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
 every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
 
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
 
'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'
 
'Yep!'

 'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

 (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).


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Re: Now That I Am Retired (11/1/2008)
11/1/2008 10:47:33 PM

Marion,

LOL!!  Very good!!  :-)

That really is funny.  I only hope we can still laugh after Tuesday.  I'm sure glad to know that when I wake up on Wednesday morning, God will still be on His throne.  :-)

Blessings,                                                                                              Mark

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Marion Tucker

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Re: Now That I Am Retired (11/1/2008)
11/1/2008 11:14:07 PM
Hi Bev,

Awwww, that's so sweet!  Love you too and I think that would be great if we lived closer together. 

I cracked up at that joke.  I never would of thought of that as being a good way to get your fire wood chopped.  Those rednecks look scary to me. 

Thanks for the laughs!! 

God Bless!
Marion


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Re: Now That I Am Retired (11/1/2008)
11/1/2008 11:16:10 PM
Hi Mark,

I hear you!  I hope we can still laugh after Tuesday as well.  Lord help us!  Yes, at least we can always count on God to be there for us.

God Bless!
Marion


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