hahahahaha Somethins outta whack here. What is it with lasses and diamonds. When my sister got divorced from her husband he accused her, in court, of stealing a sapphire ring to which she immediately jumped up and announced to the court "Excuse me your honor, This girl wouldn't be caught dead in a sapphire. It's diamonds or nothing."

Doug

Great,

He needs to learn to duck at the right time.

Did you hear about the lady who asked her husband,

    "Why does it take three menopausal women to change a light bulb (lamp)"

When the guy said he didn't know, she replied   

    "BECAUSE IT DOES, STUPID"

He really should have known.

Roger