Hi Thomas

If you saw an attractive Aussie girl in the old days and said, "Geez, you're a bonzer sheila", you'd be offering a very nice compliment. The rest would be up to you... lol.

Hi Jen

I didn't know you'd visited our shores, pity we weren't friends then. I'd better look up Bill Bryson's story too.

Hi Gerri (sorry, your pictures didn't come out)

I may have let the skeletons out of the cupboard, but you've put the lid on the coffin, now everyone will be convinced we're a bunch of yobbos :-)

Okay, I may as well nail the lid down. Here's our humour in a nutshell. If two mates are talking in a pub, and after a few beers one says, "I went around and saw your missus (wife) while you were out last night", his mate would probably answer, "Good on you mate, I hope you had better luck than me!"

Hi Steven

Your car looks like a Valiant Charger !?!