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A
wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took
his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the
dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the
dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly
in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch.
The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!"
Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund
exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard.
I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing
this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look
of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close.
That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey,
who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,
figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with
great speed, and figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The
leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to
that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the
leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,
"What am I going to do now?" But instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending
he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close
enough to hear, the dachshund says..................
"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour
ago to bring me another leopard."