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Re: The Body Builder
7/28/2008 3:45:30 PM
Dear Kathleen

Make sure you cover me with lots of real Canadian Maple Syrup - LOL



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Re: The Body Builder
7/28/2008 10:42:28 PM
 
 "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 This is a hoot .... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!!
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need
to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in... Now, here
goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest
and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin
we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side"

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we

bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!
GOD Bless America
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Re: The Body Builder
7/29/2008 8:18:39 AM

AND  'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' My Dear Friend!

This is all of our wonderful America!!

 Spanish  French Dutch  German Eagle  White House

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Re: The Body Builder
7/29/2008 12:45:00 PM
Dear Beverly and Myrna !

You ladies are quite the hoot and I thank you for your wonderful humor !



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Re: The Body Builder
7/29/2008 4:56:15 PM
TICK WARNING!

  I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important.  So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.  If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.> > > I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.  I feel so stupid. 


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