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Pauline Raina

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
6/5/2008 5:39:24 AM
Hey there Heidi,

Good to see you here my friend, glad this gave u a nice giggle !!! thats what its meant to do...have fun!!

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Ana Maria Padurean

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
6/5/2008 8:25:38 AM
Hello Pauline :-)

I've seen this joke among the first I've got online with a few years ago?! - wow how time flyes by?!

Even though, I think its the sam efunny as at first read?! LOL
I simply love it! I think men are feeling rewarded with this one for the many other jokes about them :-)

I hope you won't mind for a few more ;-)


Short Husband and Wife Jokes

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."


A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"


When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.


Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.


A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.

Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.

Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.

Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.

"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."

Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.

Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.


First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful

Husband Wife

With lots of friendship,

Anamaria




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Pauline Raina

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
6/5/2008 9:01:56 AM
OMG Ana Maria,

you cracked me up with these jokes girl !!! Thanks for adding to the laughs !!

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
6/5/2008 9:30:48 AM

Thanks for the smiles this morning, Pauline.  All of these are very funny.  I had not read that one before about the Husband Store.  Gaby, I just love Maxine and have that 20 year old body!!

Ana Maria's jokes were too funny.  I especially like this:

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful"

Babette, you are beautiful in your new photo!!

Wishes for a Happy Day for all!!

Sara

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
6/5/2008 10:12:22 AM

Pauline, I just got this one and thought of your forum thread:


 
 One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman.....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other
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Keep smiling,
Sara

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