Hello Pauline :-)
I've seen this joke among the first I've got online with a few years ago?! - wow how time flyes by?!
Even though, I think its the sam efunny as at first read?! LOL
I simply love it! I think men are feeling rewarded with this one for the many other jokes about them :-)
I hope you won't mind for a few more ;-)
Short Husband and Wife Jokes
Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when
you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am,
I married the wrong man."
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can
have mine."
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've
found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want
from me, sympathy?"
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: Not if you are the groom.
Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except 'Tied to the Whipping Post'.
Q: How can you tell the married men at a wedding reception?
A: They're the ones dancing with everyone but their wives.
Q: What is a wedding tragedy?
A: To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.
Q: How do I make my wife stop buying all these gloves?
A: Buy her a diamond ring.
"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends."
Q: How do most men define marriage?
A: A very expensive way to getting their laundry done free.
Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful
With lots of friendship,
Anamaria