Men Are Just Happier People
 
            NICKNAMES
            If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each
            other Laura,
            Kate and Sarah.
            If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer
            to each other
            as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

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             MONEY
            A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
            A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but
            it's on sale.

            BATHROOMS
            A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
            shaving
            cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
            The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is
            337.
            A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these
            items.

            ARGUMENTS
            A woman has the last word in any argument.
            Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
            argument.

            CATS
            Women love cats.
            Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick
            cats.

            FUTURE
            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

            SUCCESS
            A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
            spend.
            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

            MARRIAGE
            A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she
            does.

            DRESSING UP
            A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty
            the bins,
            answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
            A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

            NATURAL
            Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
            Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

And just to finish ..I think only a man could do this...heeee!!!

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            THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
            A married man should forget his mistakes.
            There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.