This is very humurous. This will help me to be ready for old ages. hahaha.

Thanks Marion.

Hi Marion:

Yes I enjoyed it last week when I got the e-mail from my girlfriend. I am happy you enjoyed it enough to use it.

I think I am already having some of those symptoms. LOL

Hi Marion

It's a good job I don't have to worry about most of those for a few years, being the young fellow that I am.

This could be a "Ponderism" or maybe it's just a question:
Why do toasters have such a high setting that it burns the crap out of you toast?