Way back in 1944 at a place called Derby UK my mother was suffering from tummy pains, she went to lay down on her bed and then she burst into tears (not sure if tears of happiness or sadness), then I somehow appeared, embarrassed and naked, how do I know this you ask, well I was there!!! 60 odd years later i'm still around embarrassed but not naked, thank goodness I hear you say. In that time I moved to Australia, married a fantastic woman who still puts up with me after 43 years, we produced a pidgeon pair and our daughter has allowed us to have 2 grandchildren and guess what, also a pidgeon pair. I joined the internet race about 8 years ago and am still waiting to get into profit, they say it always comes to those who wait, but didn't say how long to wait.