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HERES A FUNNY FOR YOU ALL/ DO NOT ALL LAUGH AT ONCE!!!!
1/11/2008 11:02:07 PM
 
 
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Dear Tech Support:  

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0  to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5,  Softball 3.6 , and HUNTING 10.1 or 11.15.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications.  I'm thinking about! Going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
 
 
Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wrong! It Is An,OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by! Its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!  Without great expense, it is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .  It is impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child Support!  I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance!  Wife 1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2  

However,
be very careful how you use these programs .  Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 95   Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of ! Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt! 3.3  This application is not supported by Wife/SPAN>1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

 

 

Best of luck,
 

Tech Support  

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Re: HERES A FUNNY FOR YOU ALL/ DO NOT ALL LAUGH AT ONCE!!!!
1/12/2008 5:35:46 AM
The problem can be solved by installing Boyfriend 1.0 to work in conjunction with Wife 1.0, as this tends to use up most of Wife 1.0's resources.

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Re: HERES A FUNNY FOR YOU ALL/ DO NOT ALL LAUGH AT ONCE!!!!
1/12/2008 7:59:46 AM

It is nice to start the day with a smile. Fortunately for me, WIFE 1.0 was not available when DOS was in vogue and existing programs were easily deleted.

JR

 

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Re: HERES A FUNNY FOR YOU ALL/ DO NOT ALL LAUGH AT ONCE!!!!
1/12/2008 2:32:10 PM

Donnie that was hilarious!!!!

Thanks,

Kathy

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Re: HERES A FUNNY FOR YOU ALL/ DO NOT ALL LAUGH AT ONCE!!!!
1/12/2008 2:32:45 PM

JAMES,

That was to funny.

Kathy

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