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 Topic: A smile for you ;-)
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Topic created by: Pauline R.
Started: Jun 05 2008
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Pauline Raina (user id: 301079) is offline. Last active: 1/7/2009 7:50:57 PM Pauline Raina
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A smile for you ;-)
Posted: Jun 05 2008 12:28 AM
Hi friends,

I just had to share this with you all here, I'm sure you would have seen this before, this is for those who haven'tSmiley

Have fun and keep smiling

luv u all loads

Pauline R


The Husband Store!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
 Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ...
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building
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 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband......... .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
 Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!


Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can
handle the truth!Smiley



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Peter Fogel (user id: 281772) is offline. Last active: 1/8/2009 5:31:53 PM Peter Fogel
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Re: A smile for you ;-)
Posted: Jun 05 2008 12:48 AM

Hey Pauline,

Yes it's true I've seen it before but it's still funny and true after a second and third reading.

I just wonder how many missed the boat??? Hmmmm......Smiley

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
Posted: Jun 05 2008 01:49 AM

Pauline,

Funny! How I started laughing at just 2 percent of reading the story. LOL!

It a terrible shame of how many women walked out "The Husband Store" without a husband.

Personally, I would have stop at the 5th floor, it was enough to satisfy my curiosity and fulfill all my needs too.

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Re: A smile for you ;-)
Posted: Jun 05 2008 01:57 AM

Hi Pauline,

That was a great story, certainly enjoyed it! Will certainly say how true it is for some women, not to say one can relate, however vanity can surely set in. Shall send to friends for they will appreciate it, and able to certainly relate to it!

Thanks for sharing!

Your friend,

Babette Smiley



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Re: A smile for you ;-)
Posted: Jun 05 2008 02:53 AM
Hello Pauline,

I had never seen this one, it's hilarious.  Maybe women are hard to please but the Mr. Right or should I say Mr. Perfect is impossible to find, he is simply a figment of our imagination LOL.  We have to do with what we have LOL.
Thanks for sharing.

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