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Mahlon Grube

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KEEPING HEALTHY
3/13/2008 9:11:31 PM


Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.  She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.  In the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.  The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"  pointing to the bowl.  "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?  I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.  The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease.  And you know . . . I haven't had a cold all winter."

Here's hoping you've had a healthy winter....
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Kathleen Vanbeekom

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Re: KEEPING HEALTHY
3/13/2008 9:39:45 PM
LOL!!!  I can't wait until I get old!
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Re: KEEPING HEALTHY
3/14/2008 12:43:31 AM
Thank you Mahlon,

That is really cute LOL.

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Sheryl Loch

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Re: KEEPING HEALTHY
3/14/2008 2:49:52 AM
Wow!!!
I am so happy to see the elderly taking health care into their own hands.
Maybe their social security should buy condoms for them. Then again I may want to rethink how many tax dollars that would cost.
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Re: KEEPING HEALTHY
3/15/2008 1:37:15 PM
"Thank You Mahlon For Your Personal Share"

  Wisdom With Age...I Guess?  :)


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