13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
 A Nervous Wreck. 

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? 
Anyone Can Roast Beef. 

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? 
Right Where You Left Him. 

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? 
Because They Have Big Fingers . 

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? 
Because It Scares The Dog. 

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? 
Sanka 

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! 
The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? 
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
 
21 What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? 
A Bad Golfer Goes, "Whack, Dang"! 
A Bad Skydiver Goes, "Dang, Whack"! 

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? 
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer 

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.

Now, I am off to go door to door and bother people. 

 Too bad you are all so far away.

Hi Linda,

These are so funny!

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

Thanks for the laughs!

Jerilyn