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Linda Harvey

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2/15/2008 3:58:46 PM
Owen's Funeral Home

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

 

SIGN IN A WHITING, INDIANA

STORE FRONT WINDOW 

 

 

"WE WOULD RATHER

DO BUSINESS WITH

1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS

 

THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!"

 

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting,Indiana. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

 

And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.

 

 

 

Answer: Owen's Funeral Home

(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

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Linda Harvey

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2/15/2008 4:28:11 PM

 

I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE
(aka TRUCKER'S LAMENT: I JUST DON'T LOOK GOOD NAKED ANYMORE)
(Sheb Wooley / Dick Feller)

Recorded by: Ben Colder; LeRoy Mack; The VW Boys;
Fantastic Shakers; Rita Schneider; Dale Pridgeon;
Stan Boreson; Tex & Mary Schutz; Dick Feller.


I stepped outta the shower and I gotta good look at myself
Pot belly, bald head, man, I thought I was somebody else
I caught my reflection in the mirror on the back of my bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore

So, I'm goin' upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
I'd stand there and smile, and strut and flex until my arms got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to go out with the girls
I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me
They're afraid that I might fall

Well, I went to the Doctor for my annual medical exam
Stood there in the buff, suddenly he said "MAN"
I said "What is it Doc, some fatal disease, I just gotta know the
score"
He said "No, you just don't look good naked anymore

Well, me and my wife had a dance routine
Everybody said it was unique
Now it's only when we're back to back
That we're dancing cheek to cheek

Well, I went to a nudie beech to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun
Somebody yelled, "Hey, there's an old white whale washed up on the
shore
I just don't look good naked anymore

Yeah, my arches fell, my chest went to hell
And my butt's a-draggin' the floor
An' I just don't look good naked anymore
No, I just don't look good naked anymore

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2/16/2008 2:16:32 AM
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Ana Maria Padurean

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Re: Humor !
2/16/2008 7:44:22 AM
Hello Linda :-)

This is funny indeed! LOL

People are writing many funny things on their stores window, without thinking how funny it sounds and/or is!

The other day we could read over here on a store manufacturing leather coats that they are willing to work even with the clients' own material! I'm not sure if this sounds the same funny in English but we were imagining people getting out of their skin to make some coats for themselves! LOL

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Have a nice weekend,
Anamaria
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