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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW
12/11/2007 2:58:32 PM


Just rode in my my new Hog to say

Congratulations Joe!
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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW
12/11/2007 3:09:20 PM

Hi,

As Most of us know Joe being the one who started the first snowball fight of the season, I thought this would be a great place to share this bit of Season Humor with all of you. enjoy Gods speed :-) Lee

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

What's Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !

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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW
12/11/2007 3:11:02 PM

Great Forum Lee,

Congrats to all  The Distinguished Gentlemen.

Have a great week.

Kathy Hamilton
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Re: IT'S TIME TO HONOR THE 6TH DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN OF THE WEEK - DGOTW
12/12/2007 7:53:02 AM

hello Joe...wow...a big Congrats to my friend...have a great week

 

 Happy Holidays....Larry
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