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Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

11/29/2007 11:10:18 AM


	*Ain't it the Truth!!!* A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together *you get glue?..* *and then you add eggs* and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the silliness and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). *We all need a good laugh, keep laughing.*

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Linda 5891 7954 Albuqe...	Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 11/29/2007 11:35:44 AM
	May your troubles be less, your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door
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