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Re: Julie Andrews
11/8/2007 11:34:50 PM
Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," 
said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know
what pregnant means?" she asked.

"Sure," said the young boy confidently.

 "It means carrying a child."

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A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full
of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting
in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The
children started discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dogs," she said firmly,
 "to find the fire hydrants."
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Re: Julie Andrews
11/14/2007 12:48:08 PM
You should always be helpful to others !

A man and his wife are awakened
at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets
up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the
husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push,"

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not!  Its 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring down rain out there!"



? Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.  "Don't you remember about three monthsago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him,and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

So, the man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark,  "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

? Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.


"Yes, please" comes the reply from the dark.


?Where are you?" asks the  husband.



"Over here on the swing!"  replies the drunk
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